Dirty Dicks menu
Starters, Nibbles and Snacks
Wee Nachos
5.95£
Topped with cheese sauce, sour cream, salsa, guacamole & jalapenos.Massive Nachos
9.95£
Topped with cheese sauce, sour cream, salsa, guacamole & jalapenos.Haggis Bon Bons
5.50£
Locally sourced haggis in a light batter & whisky sauce.Chicken strips
5.60£
Halloumi bites
6.00£
Spiced halloumi bites served with homemade bramble apple and ginger dip.Hummus
5.95£
Smoked spicy paprika hummus, served with olives, carrot sticks and mini naan bread.Calamari rings
5.95£
Deep fried crispy calamari rings served with our homemade tartare sauce.Dirty fries
8.00£
Chips loaded with bacon, cheese, haggis and jalapenos.Main Meals
Fish & Chips
11.00£
Fresh Scottish haddock, chips, mushy peas and homemade tartare sauce.Haggis, Neeps & Tatties
10.50£
Freshly caught Scottish haggis from the Highlands served with homemade whisky sauce. (veggie option available).Steak pie and chips
11.25£
Traditional Scottish pie served with chips and seasonal green vegetables.Southern Style Chicken Wrap
11.00£
Chicken, bacon and cheese wrap, served with rocket, chipotle mayo, fries and side of coleslaw.Classic small mac and cheese
6.00£
Macaroni and cheese served with garlic bread.Classic big mac and cheese
9.00£
Macaroni and cheese served with garlic bread.Dirty mac & cheese (small)
8.00£
Macaroni and cheese topped up with haggis, bacon and jalapenos. Served with garlic bread.Dirty mac & cheese (big)
10.50£
Macaroni and cheese topped up with haggis, bacon and jalapenos. Served with garlic bread.Sausage and Mash
11.00£
Classic bangers and mash served with homemade whisky sauce and crispy onions.Speciality Burgers
The Original Cow Burger
9.95£
6oz Aberdeen Angus beef burger served with chips and coleslaw.The Dirty Cow Burger
12.95£
Our original burger piled high with cheese, bacon, haggis, onion rings, jalapenos.Chicken Burger
9.95£
Chicken breast burger served with chips and coleslaw.Mother Clucker Burger
12.95£
Battered buffalo chicken burger with bacon, cheese, hash brown chipotle mayo.Vegan Burger
12.95£
Moving mountain burger with bbq jackfruit and vegan mozzarella. Served with fries and side salad.BBQ pulled pork burger
11.95£
BBQ pulled pork topped with melted Applewood smoked cheddar cheese. Served with chips and coleslaw.Sides
Tattie Fries
3.60£
With garlic mayo.Sweet tattie wedges
4.40£
With garlic mayo.Onion Rings
3.95£
Cheesey garlic bread
4.50£
Curly fries
3.95£
Side salad
2.95£
Bottled beers/ciders
Budvar (330ml)
4.00£
Erdinger 0% (500ml)
4.00£
Erdinger (500ml)
4.80£
Red Stripe (330ml)
3.50£
Sol (330ml)
3.60£
Heineken 0% (330ml)
3.20£
Punk IPA can (330ml)
4.40£
Moretti (330ml)
3.60£
Daura (330ml)
3.70£
Blue Moon (330ml)
4.10£
Old Mout Kiwi and Lime (500ml)
4.80£
Old Mout Strawberry and Pomegranate (500ml)
4.80£
Old Mout Berries and Cherries (500ml)
4.80£
Crabbies (500ml)
4.80£
Hooch (330ml)
3.60£
Red Wines
Tempranillo
16.00£
Merlot
17.00£
Cabernet Sauvignon
17.00£
White Wines
Sauvignon Blanc
16.00£
Pinot Grigio
17.00£
Chardonnay
17.00£
Soft Drinks
Fanta can (330ml)
2.35£
Coke can (330ml)
2.35£
Diet coke can (330ml)
2.35£
Irn Bru can (330ml)
2.35£
Diet Irn Bru can (330ml)
2.35£
Old Jamaica Ginger Beer can (330ml)
2.35£
Sparkling water (330ml)
1.80£
Still water (330ml)
1.80£
Cawston sparkling apple can (330ml)
2.25£