Swan Chinese Takeaway in Hounslow

Rubbish food and the man in the takeaway is very rude, he needs to learn about customer service. One of the worst Chinese takeaway ever. Never going back.

If you’re looking for lechon kawali near Heathrow, you can get it from Swans 👍🏻They don’t do dine in or delivery, only take out and cash only.

I stayed @ hotel close to this chinese takeway.Really yummy but wish I could have tried other menu.Maybe next time ?

Ordered sweet & sour chicken balls, with some crispy beef:Chicken balls were dubious at best, and highly doubt the amount of "chicken" actually included. Contained suspicious black dots throughout 'chicken' and generally tasted bland.Crispy beef was like something out of a nightmare - best way I can think of describing the bland, tasteless, crunchy "beef" is by comparing it to deep-fried dust & dead skin.Absolutely revolting food - would not recommend, unless looking for diseased foods.

Chicken balls tasted bad and had black dots all over the chicken. Crispy beef grey in colour, totally tasteless, seemed a bit like deep fried dust. Chow mein and rice weren't too bad though, so it has that going for it.

I ordered 3 small portions and it was not only tasty it was stuffed with food.Mixed vegetables - special fried rice - crispy pork (Loved it) 15.80£ value for money 👍🏾

I really wanted to like this place based on some of the other reviews. Chicken tasted strange so left it. Egg fried rice was nice though. Perhaps other menu items are better. Owner was polite but no warmth in the interaction. If I went back would def not have chicken and mushroom again. Reasonable prices and portion sizes.

At first looks a good portion (small size ordered) but when you start eating the quality is poor.Egg fried rice- where was the egg? Rice stodgy, but some people like it that way but please add some eggSweet & sour chicken - not as expected for Hong Kong style but the chicken was like string/chewy, several pieces I had to leave on the plate because it was to much trouble to fight with. Not sure how many times it had been reheated or was the chicken just left to dry out in the hotplate. Your guess.Don't waste your money, better value to pop in to Co-op along the road a use your own micro wave at home!

I ordered Special Chow Mein, which is supposed to contain a mixture of meat and vegetables. It had a few tiny bits of dry chicken and pork. No beef or prawns, which I have always had at other takeaways, and no vegetables apart from about eight peas. The flavour was not good. This is the worst Special Chow Mein I have ever had. I can't speak for other dishes.The American Chinese man who served me seemed very full of himself. I don't know why. There didn't seem to be any good reason for his superciliousness.This place would go out of business within a few weeks back in my home town. It needs some healthy competition.

The best crispy pork with rice in the whole of London. I come here regularly and prices are cheap for the quality and portion size. I've tried their Ho fun noodles and they're pretty good too. Definitely recommend