Smarts in Milton Keynes

Decent traditional fish and chip shop

Lovely people, lovely food, can't complain!

All way's will be going back as the food is amazing and out off this world all ways fresh chips and other food but love there Donner kebabs amazing and all fell me up

Best wraps in the area. Very friendly. Never had a problem since 2013. Thanks

Used to think this was a great place for Food unfortunately I dont think this now, ordered through Uber Eats a takeaway of Chixken Kebabs, asked for the sauce to come separately but no sauce came, it looked good and tasted alright but little did I know that 24 hours later I got Food Poisoning and I am still suffering 3 days later, I have informed Uber Eats and they were very apologetic and refunded the meals that made us ill. I shall never be eating from this place again

I had forgotten how nice the food from this place was. In addition the staff are really helpful and friendly.

Large COD, Large Chips 2 Chicken .....cost £22 ....£20went into the bin!Easy to order, speedy delivery, polite driver.....Just wish it had been edible. The chips were cold, dry, curled, shrivelled. The fish greasy thick batter also stone cold, The centre was stodgy raw uncooked batter. The chicken refried and dripping in grease. All of it tasted of rancid oil or fat....NEVER again. Craved this!! The only thing this hit.....was the rubbish bin . Disgusting.

I really don’t what to be that guy but the food is awful. I ordered a pie which turned out to be a microwaved piece of sludge. £3.50 for a pie that you can buy from a normal grocery for half the price… not to mention the dry sticky kebab meat my partner was given! I’ll stick to Moore’s chippy from now on!

I've lived in many areas in Milton Keynes but after trying other fish and chip shops, found you can't beat this one. Pass others just to get my fish and chips from here and buying for friends as well tonight...... Yummy

Honestly, the people who run this are so lovely and welcoming. The jacket potatoes are always delicious and the spicy potatoes, you must try them! Like nothing I’ve ever had before, always perfectly cooked. We drive all the way from New Bradwell to come here too, so you know it’s good!