Pizza Express in Woking

UPDATE I _think_ I visited here twenty years ago, however recent events and revelations suggest my recollection of the date I visited and other details may not have been as accurate as I had hoped. However I have now paid my bill in a full and agreed settlement, I hope this will close the matter.What remains certain is the quality of the food and service I received, as I wrote at the time:My daughter and her friends had a right Royal welcome and that was just the beginning - the service was fit for a Prince! And when I asked to change my order, the waiter said 'Dough balls with that sir? No sweat!' A truly memorable experience, I certainly won't forget this meal.And everyone was so discrete.

Amazing pizza and service fit for a Prince! I came here for my sisters 8th birthday it was 2:30PM in 1962, a beautiful sunny afternoon exactly 8 degrees with wind South West approx 8km/h . I normally don't visit places like this so I remember being here so fondly. Anyways does anyone know the way to Tramps? Cheerio.

I remember coming here at 4pm on 10th March 2001 like it was yesterday. I was meant to be going dancing at Tramp that day but only had my travelling clothes to wear which I didn't think would be very honourable. Only improvement I would suggest is installing more CCTV as having a photo of me there with my girls on that memorable afternoon could have saved my mum a £12 million pounds bill recently.

I ate in this restaurant 20 years ago. It is a place even suited for a prince. I distinctly remember a man sitting at the next table. He had an American Hot all over him, but curiously he didn't even break a sweat! How remarkable! This is such a special place I can never forget the exact date I went here. In comparison, I can't remember any flings I had, such as in the Tramp nightclub in London.

Pals and confidants routinely ask me, “Old boy, how do you remain so squeaky clean?” “Well,” I tell them, “I have the most delicious of alibis: the Pizza Express in Woking.” It is there I’ve come to rely on the presentation of a fine pizza meal free of sweat and worry. Photographs may say otherwise now and then as to my whereabouts; however, have any inquisitors peered through the windows of the Pizza Express in Woking? Rest assured, it is there you’ll find me, proceeding slice by slice as I consume a crisp, tasty pizza with barely a drop of perspiration to indicate I’m in any state of discomfort. If I may suggest, do wash it all down with a bottle of Chianti. The staff is not too attentive as to notice one vigorously gulping the contents of the bottle directly.

Nice enough but an overpowering scent of BO across the restaurant, which is far too warm for most. I say most as there was a gentleman who proclaimed how pleasurable the atmosphere was and how he hadn't let out a drop of sweat for years.

When I was a younger man my friends and I would go to various pizza joints around the uk and get the hottest pizza on the menu, we would try to challenge each other to eat it fastest, loading them up with hot sauce, chilli flakes and the like. When a man takes these kinds of ventures he will always get stories from the road, towns folk with a strong pain threshold, men who are so honourable they’ll down a hot American without even the slightest blush on their white pasty skin. We’d track down these honourable men and challenge them, Loser pays for the beers, all in good fun.We just happened to be getting a massage in Woking at around 4:30pm in March two decades ago on a hot spicy pizza vacation and overheard the masseuse mentioning a man who was apparently down at the pizza express, 2 hot Americans in and wearing a suit but he hadn’t even broken a sweat. Well as you’d imagine the boys and I were dressed and down there before they could wipe the oil off. Sadly We must have just missed him, coincidentally when we arrived they said he was off for a massage.The staff were lovely and said although there was nothing special in his appearance they’d never seen a man take a spicy pizza like that and they’d need a trial by jury to prove otherwise.Very hot pizza, bring a spare shirt.

I do like a pizza express. Service at Wokings venue is great. Big love to italian Mick, looked after us very well. The new Christmas menu is really nice. I had the bbq burnt ends. So much flavor! Even stayed for snowball doughballs.

We had a Pizza making party today for my 8 year old daughter and her friends, the staff were so lovely and so funny. The kids LOVED eating he delicious pizzas they made and the guys made us feel so welcome. It was brilliant!

Really enjoyed the food here. They have a few new items on their menu now which is nice. I had the new mushroom pizza and loved it. Staff were friendly and efficient