The Tale Of Two, Craft Bar & Restaurant in North East Lincolnshire

Went in couple of week's back on a Sunday and first cocktail made glass was absolutely filthy ,asked for second and again glass filthy so brought another,then noticed barman's nail's were also filthy errr! 3rd time cocktail wasn't mixed properly at all ,spoke to manager who asked to bring me another different cocktail and was brought a different one but seriously gone down hill in here.

Should be ashamed of thelves today. National armed forces day. Tried to play their music louder than the band accross the road on a stage and when fireworks were on to music to start should have been with it but we could not hear a thing.

Cocktails 🍸 are pretty good and varied, I miss the buy 1, get 1 free offer though 😏, nice staff and friendly atmosphere, great sitting outside in the summer too, overlooking the beach ⛱️ x

Went on Thursday this week and dine with two young ladies and we opted for the 3 for 14 small plates but order 6 different ones. Four of them was spot on which was the chicken breast in blue cheese sauce the chicken and bacon waffles Chicken strips in aioli sauce and the ham and cheese croquettes. But two of them were not good and very bland and basic. One of the chorizo in red wine sauce and the chorizo was chewy and bland and the only reason I knew the red wine sauce was in it is cos it said so on the menu. The other one was meatballs. And they was bland no seasoning not sure if there was a salt and pepper shortage also tasted rubbery and gritty like they were frozen after being made. And the sauce well it was very watery and something that I'd have expected to pay 30 p for a jar in the Asda smart price range. I think even the dogs outside would have refused those. So overall a mixed bag and also while I appreciate these small plates the prices I do believe are not fairly priced

It was OK, Partner had the Tale house burger that looked great, treated really nice and was worth the £10 asking price. I had the Katsu chicken with rice which was nicely flavored but looked bland and lacked any sparkle. Personally I don't think it was worth the £10 asking price, would be better charged at £7 or £8. The churros for dessert were great, and worth the £5.

Very nice, inside is a totally different place compared to the outside, first time I've tried a tapas I'm not a cocktail kind of person but there was a good range of cocktails, 16 I think, the female I took was impressed for sure, but I just stuck to the usual cider.The only reason I didn't give them a 5 star is because at around 8pm (Friday night admittedly) the downstairs has more of a bar and could hear the music thudding through the floor, this would be my only criticism, all the staff was friendly and kind

The tale of two is definitely a tale of two parts.Upstairs the restaurant is well styled. The drinks are nice, staff are friendly and there's a menu full of tasty tapas.Downstairs is noisy and better for post-football match drinks, or the start of a heavy friday night. Pick your poison.

Decent menu with plenty of choose. I had the haddock and it was very good. Plenty if white fish the batter was crispy. Decent vegetarian menu too my partner had halloumi burger and said it was very good.The bar area is very clean with friendly and helpful staff. It was a Sunday at opening at 12:00 so not very busy busy service was very prompt.Would highly recommend

Got a last minute reservation for 2 and all staff are wearing protective gear whilst still being friendly. There’s a one way system to try to minimise being close to other people. We had tapas that was tasty and the view looks over the seafront. They could do with hanging some artwork or decor as it doesn’t seem to feel it has character even though the food and service is good. Would definitely come back again.

Good atmosphere and nice food like tapas and farm board with different cooked meats(Nice)! Spacious downstairs, about 7 people per table an lots of floor space. Upstairs dining rooms are also available for parties and other events.Overall its a nice place.